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Thu Dec 11, 2008, 9:14 AM
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[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ]I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ]I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ]I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. -
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x]I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[ ]I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[ ]I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
[x]I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (im a guy but the second part is like totally false)
[x]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
[ ]I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
[ ]I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[ ]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
[ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
[ ]I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ]I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ]I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[x]I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (if martial arts count)
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
[ ]I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
[x]I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
[x]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
[ ]I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
[ ]I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
[x]I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
[ ]I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
[ ]I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
[x]I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
[ ]I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
[ ]I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
[ ]I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
[ ]I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
[ ]I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
[ ]I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
[ ]I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
[ ]I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
[ ]I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
[x]I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
[ ]I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
[x]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[x]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[X]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
[x]I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
[ ]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
[ ]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
[x]My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[x]I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
[ ]I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
[ ]I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
[ ]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
[ ]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
[x]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[ ]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
[ ]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[ ]I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[x]I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[x]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[x]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[ ]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X]I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[X]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[ ]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
[X]I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[X]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[X]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[x]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. .
[X]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[x]I like GAMES, CARTOONS and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[x]I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
[ ]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times:paranoid:
[ ]I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[x]I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (i dont want one cuz im not gay actually loll)
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[x]I DRINK, so I MUST have no life.
[x]I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
[ ]I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
[X]I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
[x]I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
[x]I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Devious Journal Entry

Wed Dec 10, 2008, 5:54 AM
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HEY !
did anyone get that annoying comment (text actually....) about cialis ?
it's drivin' me insane !! keeps putting their fucking text in my last journal's comments !
i hate spam
lol

tagged

Thu Apr 24, 2008, 1:37 PM
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ok, i got tagged lol and i did this a lot of times before lol so, DONT MIND IF I REPEAT MYSELF! lol now that this is done...hi everybody =P

your TURN!

1. Post all the rules.
2. When tagged, you must write eight things about yourself.
3. You must post these eight things in your journal.
4. You must then tag eight other friends/people.
5. Finally, leave a message on each of their pages letting them know they've been tagged.


1. hmm so, im a bit shy which is an annoying thing lol
2. i walk into doors and that's pretty annoying sometimes lol, i already woke up my mother cuz i made too much noises walking on the door of her bedroom lol (ok ok, i was a bit drunk :paranoid: if not to say a lot lol) but still, i walk on doors even when im not drunk so whatever lol
3. im into LARP lol
4. i procrastinate a lot these times which isnt of the best things cuz after that, well, u know the drill, RUSH!
5.REESE is the best chocolate ever!
6.i hear badly when others talk lol so i difform what they say and it can get very funny cuz it's so nonsense lol
7. i sleep in the bus, i just cant stay awake when im in a bus without anybody to talk about, it's lethal!
8. i dont know what to say for the last one...euh...i have memory trouble, now that's it lol



I tag ....none, jsut do it if u want to

read if u want, its your choice lol

Sat Apr 5, 2008, 9:37 PM
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. tag 10 ppl (not the one who sent it to you!)
2. answer all truthfully
3. take it in public!
4. tell all taggees on their profile that they have been tagged,
and link to your journal

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[x] I think I'm ugly sometimes. (often lol)
[x ] I have many scars.___
[ ] I tan easily. ____
[x ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. (i always had my natural color)
[ ] I have a tattoo.
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance.___ (so so)
[x ] I have/I've had braces.
[x ] I wear glasses.
[ ] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x ] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercing.
[ ] I have piercing in places besides my ears.
[x] I have freckles. (one on my knee)
[] I hate my dad.
[] I hate my mom.
[] I have a brother
[] I have a sister
[ ]I've sworn at my parents____ (we argue but i dont swear at them)
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x ] My biological parents are together.___
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I want to have kids someday.____(i dont know for now, im not really caring about knowing if i will ever want to have kids lol)
[ ] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.
[x] I'm in school.
[ x] I have a job.
[x] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[x ] I've missed a week or more of school.___
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[x ] I've stolen something from my job. (yea...)
[ ] I've been fired.
[x ] I've slipped out an "lol" in a spoken conversation. (like tonight my friend and i, at my job, wouldnt stop saying it cuz we were being crazy lol (u know...when u wash dishes in a resto...that's a lame job so...haha))
[ ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[ ] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried. (so often!)
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[x ] I've had my pants rip in public. (that was on the time i was extremely shy and closed to everybody but to my friends, god if that guy did that to me again like now, i would make his nose bleed that's for sure (he wanted to humiliate me lol)
[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x ] I've gotten stitches/staples.___ (i have 3 stitches on my head)
[ ] I've broken a bone.___
[ ] I've had my tonsils removed.
[ ] I've sat in a doctor’s office/emergency room with a friend.___
[x ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.____
[x] I've had chicken pox.____
[ ] I was born in a different country.
[ x] I've driven over 200 miles in one day
[x] I've been on a plane.
[x ] I've been to Canada. (i live there...)
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[x ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.
[x ] I've gotten lost in my city (often ^^; i dont have the sense of orientation)
[x] I've seen a shooting star
[x] I've wished on a shooting star.
[ I've seen a meteor shower
[x] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.___(i was little)
[] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.___
[ ] I've kicked a guy where it hurts. i think that's being low to do that...)
[ ] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[ ] I've gone skinny dipping. ___
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.____(i could, but that was at the time i was like...really shy, yet again, i hate that part of my life lol)
[ ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.(i hate milk when there is no chocolate mixed with it)
[ ] I've crashed a car.___
[x] I've been Skiing.
[x ] I've been in a play.___
[ ] I've met someone in person from myspace.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[] I've seen the Northern lights
[] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[x ] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[ ] I've ridden in a taxi.
[ ] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[x] I've eaten sushi.
[ ] I've been snowboarding.
[x ] I'm single.
[ ] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[ ] I'm married.
[ ] I've gone on a blind date.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.____(none of these in fact (in majority) strange situations occured instead making things go all wrong like death for example.....)
[x ] I miss someone right now
[x] I have a fear of abandonment
[ ] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.___
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[ ] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.__
[ x] I've kept something from a past relationship.
[ ] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex.____
[ ] I'm bi._____
[ ] I'm gay.
[ ] I've had sex. .......
[ ] I've had phone sex.
[ ] I've cybered.
[ ] I've had sex in public.
[ ] I've had a crush on a teacher.___
[] I am a cuddler. (i would tho, but the shyness didnt leave me on that part, i just cant take the initiative to do that by myself but if someone does it first, then the ice is broken lol)
[ ] I've been kissed in the rain.
[ ] I've hugged a stranger.
[ ] I have kissed a stranger
[x ] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[x ] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.___
[x ] I've been in a fist fight
[x ] I've been arrested.
[x ] I've consumed alcohol
[ ] I regularly drink.
[ ] I've passed out from drinking. (had black outs tho)
[ ] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[ ] I've smoked weed.
[ ] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.____
[ ] I've eaten shrooms.
[ ] I've popped E. (huh ?)
[ ] I've inhaled Nitrous.
[ ] I've done hard drugs.
[ ] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.____
[ ] I can't swallow pills.
[ ] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[ ] I have been diagnosed with one or more anxiety disorder.
[ ] I shut others out when I'm depressed. (when im depressed, u just wont notice it cuz i have total control over my emotions and i may look like the happiest guy on earth while its not the case lol beside, i really dont get depressed easily, it takes a hell of a lot on me for that to happen)
[ ] I take anti-depressants.
[ ] I'm anorexic or bulimic. ........
[x ] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[x ] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[] I've woken up crying. (i went to bed crying instead)
[ ] I'm afraid of dying.
[x] I hate funerals. ... who doesn't
[x] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide
[ ] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[] I've planned my own suicide. (i already thought of it tho but never planned anything)
[] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.
[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[] I own an iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.___
[ ] I own a plushie of my fave character from anything.
[ ] I own a cosplay outfit.
[ ] I know what cosplay means.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[ ] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[ ] I collect comic books
[] I own something from The Gap.
[ ] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[] I can sing well.
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily. (my friends maybe otherwise, it is rare)
[ ] I watch the news. (i dont watch tv often...like nearly never)
[x ] I don't kill bugs. (lol i'd take any bug i find in the house, and i'll put it outside haha (even spiders))
[ ] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme. (i dont care, im not much into music anyway lol)
[x] I curse regularly. (all the time!)
[ ] I sing in the shower.
[ ] I am a morning person.
[ ] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[x ] I twirl my hair. (when im really tired)
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name.
[ ] I love being neat.
[ ] I love Spam.
[ ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day.
[ ] I bake well.
[ ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[x ] I've worn pajamas to school. (when i was little)
[ ] I like Martha Stewart.
[ ] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[x ] I laugh at my own jokes.
[ ] I eat fast food weekly.
[} I believe in ghosts.
[x] I am online 24/7, even as an away message. (im often online unless im not at home)
[x ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
[x ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[x] I am really ticklish. (.. lol thats not fun, all my friends seem to enjoy that weakness of mine >.>;)
[] I love white chocolate. (i like it but i dont love it lol)
[x ] I bite my nails.
[x} I play video games.
[x] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[ ] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
[ ] I loath lables. (i dont even understand what this mean...)
[x] I like action movies.___
[x] I like horror movies.____
[ ] I know the most random facts about things people have never heard of before.
[ x] I can't spell.
[x] I treasure my friends.
[x] I think of others before myself.___

[x] All of those are answered honestly.


Tag: whoever wants to do it.
Idc.

are u curious ? :P

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if ur curious, then go see through that link!
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